egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

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piercethemen:

I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me

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traversant:

archetypalboner:

“Women are more likely to be attracted to personality and men are more likely to be attracted to physical appearance.”

Woah maybe that’s because we teach women to see men as people and we teach men to see women as objects.

Ding ding ding ding ding.

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what-a-fabulous-scarf:

thesickestjokes:

Oxymorons are basically complicated.

THIS MADE ME SO MAD

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cybersity:

i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere

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